☼ Raj; And over here is Sheldon. He lives with Leonard._____________________♪ Sheldon; Sorry I'm late.
» Mrs. Koothrappali ; That's nice. Like Haroon and Tanvir._________________ ﾒ Leonard; What happened?
☼ Raj; Not like Haroon and Tanvir.________________________________________♪ Sheldon; Nothing. I just really didn't want to come.
» Mrs. Koothrappali ; Such sweet young men.
They just adopted the cutest little Punjabi baby.
ﾒ Leonard; No, we're not like Haroon and Tanvir.
✿ Howard; So who wants to rent Fiddler ?
♪ Sheldon; No need, we have the special edition.
ﾒ Leonard; Maybe we are like Haroon and Tanvir.
☼ Raj; Great, then we'll get married, I won't be able to talk to her
and we'll spend the rest of our lives in total silence.
✿ Howard; It worked for my parents.
✖ Penny; Sheldon, what are you going to have?___________♪ Sheldon; I shower twice a day and wash my hands as often as I can.
♪ Sheldon; I'll have a Diet Coke.__________________________» Lalita; Really? So do I.
✖ Penny; Can you please order a cocktail?_______________ ☼ Raj; But you're a dentist. He's nuts.
I need to practice mixing drinks.
♪ Sheldon; Fine. I'll have a Virgin Cuba Libre.
✖ Penny; That's, rum and Coke without the rum.
♪ Sheldon; Yes.
✖ Penny; So... Coke.
♪ Sheldon; Yes. And would you make it diet?
✖ Penny; There's a can in the fridge.
♪ Sheldon; A Cuba Libre traditionally comes in a tall glass with a lime wedge.
✖ Penny; Then swim to Cuba.
✿ Howard; The last girl my mom set me up with had a mustache
and a vestigial tail.
♪ Sheldon; When I was a little boy and got sick,
which was most of the time, my mother would read it to me.
It's about an Indian princess who befriends a monkey
who was mocked by all the other monkeys because he was different.
For some reason, I related to it quite strongly.
✖ Penny; I know the reason.
ﾒ Leonard; We all know the reason.
ﾒ Leonard; Dr. and Mrs. Koothrappali, in all fairness, it wasn't entirely Raj's fault.
» Mr. Koothrappali ; This is a family matter, Sheldon.
ﾒ Leonard; I'm Leonard.
» Mr. Koothrappali ; Sorry. You all look alike to us.